stupid student

Laugh orget out of here!!
-Tthere was these 2 students in 1st year of college in philosophy.
they were very close friends. one was very smart,the other was among those who always sit in the back and hides the head down whenever the professor asks a question,he knew he really didn't understand a thing the whole year.
On the day of the exam,they made an agreement:
the good news for the stupid guy was that the smart one always goes first, this was an oral exam.They agreed that the smart one ( in 1st) will talk very loud ,the other would be down on the door listening to answers and memorize them bcz the professor always asked the same questions.
There goes :
-the professor: who wrote the book 'the capital'
-smart student: Karl Marx started it,Friedrick Engels completed it.
-professor: when did the russian revolution take place?
- student: it failed in 1905,then it succeded in 1917
- Professor: perfect, you are really smart , i'll just ask you the last question:
Does God exist?
- student: most people believe it but there is no scientific proof.
Professor: Excellent, call the next student.

Professor sees the stupid student: it's like I never see you in the class,what's your name?
- Eric,he says. he really look absent and retarded. Eric who?the professor want to know
his last name and asks: what is your father name?
-student: at first it was karl marx, and then there was Engels.
-Professor: what's wrong with you,what is your date of birth?
-student: it failed in 1905,then it succeded in 1917.
-Professor: are you crazy, are you a fool?
-student: most people believe it but there is no scientific proof.
- professor: call the next student please.....

Jean Pierre Kabahizi

the fool

* I was driving around with my kids,
we stopped at a traffic light,they saw a homeless sitting by,with a begging sign.
One of the kids said: look at that fool,he is too dirty.
The smaller one goes: he looks like he has nowhere to stay.
Then the other one goes: he has no home,no money,no cell phone,no car
the small one: no TV,no computer,....
jean pierre kabahizi

*There was these 2 guys,they entered in a bar drunk like hell,
the first one just collapsed in front of the counter and stayed down and started snoring.
The other one said : live him alone he needs a break,and ordered a gin & campari& guadaladjara forbidden fruit etc...cocktail; when served he told the barman: don't give anything to my friend, he is my driver.
jean pierre kabahizi